(FOX NEWS) 2 January 2008:

What are the uses to which we can put sex surveys? Well, of course, we can find out what is “normal,” but when it comes to bedroom hijinks…what’s really normal? Perhaps the value is that the survey results allay the fears of those who worry about such things.

They can also give us insights into the human condition, for example, one survey (reported in the New England Journal of Medicine, so a real one) said that 34% of men and 10% of women have told a lie in order to have sex.

Which really goes to show that 90% of women and 64% of men lie when taking a sex survey.