(AFP) 27 June 2008:

The Bulgarian Olympic Weightlifting team might not be where one would go to find gender equality on a normal day. And it’s true that the men and women compete separately, lifting different weights. It’s also true that the women compete against women from other countries, men against men.

However, there is one area in which they do share complete gender equality, even if this might not be something to be all that proud of. All of the applicants to this summer’s Olympic Games have been rejected, for all of them, each and every man and woman, were found to be taking banned anabolic steroids.

Still equality is a good thing, right’