A fun little listing of the differences between men and women.

Women live longer, men earn more, there are more synonyms for penis in a slang dictionary than there are for vagina and men are more likely to remember their first car than they are the person they first kissed.

Hmm, so far so normal. However, this one did make me giggle.

Men and women who go shopping together as a couple can usually do so for 72 minutes before they start to quarrel, a “retail psychologist” has calculated. The man will have had enough by then, whereas the woman will happily shop for another 28 minutes before shopping fatigue sets in.

Who are these men who can shop for that oiong without exploding? Surely there aren’t enough gay men to get the average up that high?

This also made me giggle.

Seven per cent of British men have lied about the size of their penis in order to tempt someone to sleep with them.

That’s absolutely got to be the most stupid lie ever. For it’s the only one I can think of where the lie being successful immediately leads to the proof that it is a lie.

Still no one ever said men were intelligent where sex is concerned.