I do love these survey style things. This one was trying to find out who is rated as the most seductive woman of all time. The answer?

She is two parts Kelly Brook, one part Jennifer Lopez and one part Angelina Jolie.

Angelle combines Brook’s hair and body, Lopez’s nose and Jolie’s lips, wrapped up in “the most seductive dress of all time”: Marilyn Monroe’s white halter dress from The Seven Year Itch.

Don’t worry if you don’t know who Kelly Brook is, I didn’t either. From Wikipedia:

Brook’s modeling career began at 16 after winning a beauty competition, her early work was in a range of advertising campaigns, including for the new “Bravissimo” company that specializes in bras and lingerie for big-breasted women, and for Foster’s beer. Brook is 5 feet, 7 inches (168 cm) tall, and her voluptuous figure caught the eye of the editorial team of the Daily Star tabloid, which began featuring her as a Page Three girl.

Umm, a certain plushness to her figure then, something that appeals rather to the male mind.

However, there is in fact something of an error, unfortunately one of a rather basic nature, in the logic of this whole survey.

She was created from a survey of British women’s views about seduction, commissioned by fabric conditioner firm Lenor.

Yes, they were asking the women to define the most seductive woman of all time. Doesn’t really work, does it? As it’s (with a small set of exceptions of course) the men who will be the seducees, it would be rather better to have them defining the seductiveness, wouldn’t it?